August 2011
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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I don't know how to flirt
rey-ray:
I do. Bua ha ha. I do it subconsciously now.
“Girls, when you’re young you think about making love, when you’re...”
– Where I got this from? EXPERIENCE.
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My Pride.
I have too much pride, that’s why my truest feelings I always hide. I bottle up my emotions and go along with the motions, always deflecting questions preventing my feelings from others, mentioning. I’ve cried alone more than anyone would know, and the few that I’ve let it in can only dabble in my troubles. I focus my conversations on petty things, like what’s new,...
